soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

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You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

 omg

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

solarselection:

smugsbunny:

shinysylveon:

real talk fighting games are boring as shit i dont see the appeal in this

quick question: are you bad at them?

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