i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
When the bae throws a blue shell at you in Mario Kart
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it.